Poor little Wee One is having some trouble. He's got some phlegm stuck in his body and sounds like an old man when he breathes at times. BUT....he's got another kind of congestion. Some stuff is stuck up in him and won't come out. In fact, last night, Hubs was going to change him before going to bed and the poor little Wee One had one just sitting there...halfway in, halfway out. Just crying.....I'd never felt so sorry for him. Hard little turds, they were.
Mama massaged it out, and he felt better and went onto sleep. He did pass another hard little turd this morning, but at least it didn't get stuck. I forced apple/prune juice down him for a couple of swallows, so we'll see how that goes to work.
I know it's what you've always wanted to read about on an early Sunday morning, but I felt the need to share. Who else could I talk sh*t with if not for my blogging world? Besides the fact that I plan on calling my mother this morning to tell her what was wrong with him yesterday, and texting my sisters. Oh, and I'll probably all my girlfriend to explain to her the half-in/half-out thing. She likes being given reasons NOT to have children.
8 comments:
I am sorry! We are both congested here too....damn weather!
Poor baby! Hope the prune juice helps loosen him up.
We've had to resort to the baby enema before. UGH. Poor little guy! Not fun (for either of you)
Yes, that kind of story could prove to be an excellent form of birth control
Ah my kids were chronically constipated. Occasionally resorted to glycerine suppositories as a last resort. They never failed. Hope the prunes do their work soon. Poor poor little poppet (I mistakenly typed that as poopet at first). Hope he gets over his snot soon too.
PS: of course you may use the quote. It isn't mine ;) I am glad you enjoyed it.
Steph - Hmm, sounds like you should both stay home from work tomorrow. :)
DR - He's been better today...at least happier and passed some more...not that you needed to know anymore about the poops than you already learned. LOL
Heather - I'm worried we'll have to stick crud up him bum too, but he's getting some out. Woo hoo!
bern - I've given her so many reasons why NOT to, it's ridiculous.
Kirsty - Poppet, poopet...it's all the same. LOL He needs to pop/poop it! And thanks. :)
Well all I can say to this is.... At least I know who to call when I have a congestion problem. Not me per say, but the Kid. And not the phlegmy kind of congestion either.
All the moms are like, "poor baby..." because talking about poop and getting it under under our nails is old hat... I hope the juice does the trick!
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