I had a dream that the photo of Evelyn on the swing at my family reunion was actually an ad for diapers.
Except it was a dual threat ad, you see. "Diapers aren't just for babies...take them along with you on any roller coaster amusement park adventure you have!"
And then Ellen DeGeneres saw Evelyn's ad and thought she should be invited to her show. So we went. Duh.
On the show, I am explaining why any grown person, women in particular, need diapers. "Well, as we ALL KNOW....diapers aren't just for babies and scary roller coaster rides. Come on, women...when we're out running????"
*crickets in the audience*
"What? Seriously? None of you??"
*crickets getting louder*
"WELL, I know I have friends back home who understand this need! After having those babies, there's just a need. It must just be a Midwest Swing."
And that, folks, is why I'm looking for my Nelly CD this morning before going to work.
4 comments:
Can I come to the Ellen show with you?
That wasn't the point? ;)
I'm gonna pretend I understand this...
*giggles*
That's open to so many interpretations.
um...I thought my dreams were crazy...Are you saying you need diapers? ;o)
I do get what you mean. Thank Gawd it gets better. But not sure I woulda gone on ELLEN on National TV and admitted to it. LOL
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