Good morning. Been a bit of a crazy weekend. Instead of mumbles from me today, you're going to get some wisdom from children. No, not mine. Just some quips that I found and thought were adorable. Enjoy the innocence of these children's words today!
1. My mom's cookie are done when the smoke alarm goes off.
2. Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
3. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
4. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
5. Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
6. You smell good! Is that Oil of Old Lady?
7. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
8. If mom says "no" she means it. If dad says "no" it means maybe.
9. Brothers are annoying until they get a car.
10. When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
6 comments:
I'm so excited for the stage Z is in...he's starting to talk a lot and it's VERY entertaining! :) Love kids' simple way of looking at the world!
HAHA!! Those are gooood!
Love #17!
Bwhaha I'm so glad I haven't experienced a felt tip marker / lipstick mix up!
So you know I started reading this after I supposedly read through the intro and STILL thought, "Wow, her kids are really clever!" Silly me. Here I was hoping you caught a picture of #3 being played out.
Bah! Oil of Old Lady - that's a good one.
*giggles*
I like #6 a lot for some reason...
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